IN WHICH I ENDURE A KIND OF VISUAL TERRORISM: HOW CAN I UNSEE THAT?
The ubiquity on today’s dating scene of the texted dick pic — so frequent as to become virtually banal these days — makes one long for the thrilling mystery of an atmosphere now living only in the imagination of Mad Men writers.
IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE UNWELCOME DELIVERY OF A PACKAGE.
Sequence of Events:
1. Attractive man messages me in online dating site.
2. Attractive man and I chat amicably on dating site.
3. Attractive man and I move to exchanging cell numbers in order to text.
4. Attractive man, with connection made and a face-to-face date imminent, suddenly sends me a dick pic.
5. Unattractive man is summarily blocked by me, with or without a side dish of “Really?” or “Gross!” READ MORE
IN WHICH I CONSIDER: CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODDESSLINESS.
A foundational component of the GAS — Glamour, Attractiveness and Sexiness — that fuels our pursuit of Life à la Hot is simply the hygiene most of us practice, stepped up a tad. Beyond the basic need to eliminate dirt, oil, germs and the smell that accompanies them, here’s another opportunity to enhance our intrinsic feminine charm.
I'm a gorgeous goddess of a certain age who transformed from shot to hot, a feminist playa refusing to go into the sunset without a Mojito in one hand and a hunka hunka burnin' love in the other! Because sixty IS the new forty or even thirty I will not be dying with my boots on, but with my Jimmy Choo stilettos, thank you very much. I, a sexually liberated woman, stand defiantly against ageism and sexism, adamantly asserting not only is it possible to maintain and even enhance our sexual allure as we ripen, we women have the same right as men to vibrant vitality and romance at any age.