(Mrs.Hot is having thrilling summer adventures. The latest inspiration, empowerment and entertainment returns in October.)
IN WHICH I PICK MYSELF UP, DUST MY SELF-LOVE OFF, AND START ALL OVER AGAIN.
I was set to give Dave his comeuppance with a new, better suitor, one who would deliver all that Dave had promised, and more — without, moreover, the flatulence. This didn’t seem to be such a challenge considering the hundreds of guys who’d been flooding my OKCupid profile with messages. I’d kept in touch with the hot and otherwise attractive ones, and to turn our virtual chatting into an actual date, all I had to do was say the word. But now the next phase of my transformation called me — on my journey from shot, to hot.
